Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which insect is the smartest?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How did the coach get his quarterback?