What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How is cat food sold?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What money do cats use to go shopping?