Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a henway?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?