Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do two skunks argue?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What does winter fat turn into?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Which subject has two parts?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?