What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?