Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?