Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How do you get straight A's?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What makes music in your hair?