Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?