Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?