Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
How did the tree get lost?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?