Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.