Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
What animal knows kung fu?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why are grandkids so great?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the frog starve?
How do you organize a space party?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
How do eggs end a TV show?