Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call two birds in love?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Which band is always treated like royalty?