What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?