What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do frogs get to work?