What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?