How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?