What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why are trees always so positive?