What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
When should you start writing a book?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?