How does a polar bear build a house?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where does laundry go to college?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
