Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why was the cat so small?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?