What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?