How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?