Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
How do you make antifreeze?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How do you measure a millennial?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.