What game does a rabbit always win?
Hopscotch.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?