What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What bird is losing its hair?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?