Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?