Why did electricity win the race?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which president loved to take baths?