Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why are turtles so shy?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Which state has the best streets?