Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What animal loves Indian food?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?