What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where do birds go to drink?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What animal has the worst mood swings?