Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?