Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?