Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's a henway?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?