What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How was the wedding?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did the confused bee say?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?