Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Because his old job just gave him the boot!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do bees chew?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What vehicle works the hardest?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?