Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What animal floats best?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?