Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How do fireflies start a race?
What insect runs away from everything?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What animals make the best baseball players?