What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a sad latte?
How do you get straight A's?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?