What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is the smallest lion?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?