What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where do ants go to eat?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a household of counselors?