What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?