What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What shape has a knighthood?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?