What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?