What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
Why was the spider so smart?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why are trees always so positive?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What car always breaks the rules?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Can February March?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?