How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Poodle-oo!
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How do birds threaten one another?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?