How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why are goats so funny?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why was the mime upset?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?