Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
They are courting.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?