Why is spring the oddest season?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How does the moon cut her hair?