Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call an old snowman?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?