Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
They are courting.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?