What does a lion call an antelope?
Fast food.
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
I broke my finger!
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What does a panda ghost say?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Where do hands go on vacation?
When do astronauts eat?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?