Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Can February March?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why do pigs tell jokes?