Which dog belongs in a band?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How did the vampire start his letter?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What animal knows kung fu?