Why are computers so good at golf?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Families are like fudge.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Did you know about April 1st?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?