What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?