How do deer tell their children to grow up?
The buck stops here.
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do trees keep as a pet?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?