Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What is the most faithful insect?
How do frogs get to work?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?