How do deer tell their children to grow up?
The buck stops here.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Where was Noah born?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Where do stars go to college?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?