What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?