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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?