What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?