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People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which animal will never go bald?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why was the spider so smart?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?