What do insects learn at school?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
How long will dinner be?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Who invented fractions?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a thieving alligator?