When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?