Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?