What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
I broke my finger!
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Who is the fastest reindeer?