What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?