She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Can February March?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?