She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!
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Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How do you organize a space party?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
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What is a table you can eat?
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How does Darth Vader like his toast?