She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How does the sun listen to music?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What might you call waking up in the morning?