Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?