What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Boo-ze!
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?