Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
When does a horse talk?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?