What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What sports are both plant-based?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where are average things manufactured?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do bees gossip?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?