What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Where does laundry go to college?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?