What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where do kittens go to school?