What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
I like telling Dad jokes.