What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?