What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why are turtles so shy?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do all the planets get along?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?