Why did the tomato turn red?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What tree has the most bark?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?