What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Frankincense.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why do two skunks argue?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why was the fish so smart?