Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is the most faithful insect?
What are baby potatoes called?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?