Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
What siblings are always sad?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do cows wear bells?
What condiment has wings?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the turkey join the band?