What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do you talk to a giant?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.