What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a henway?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?