What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?