What's black and white and goes around and around?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How are teens like cats?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do cats wear to work?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How do billboards talk?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?