Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
Which family member has tusks?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do fairies always drink?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?