What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What does a dog say before eating?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do fish do at parades?