How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What does a dog say before eating?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which cats have the best manners?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?