What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What tea do footballers drink?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?