What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?