What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?