What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why do rhinos charge?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How did the tree get lost?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What insect runs away from everything?
It's Crowded!
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?