Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?