What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?