When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a pig thief?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why do bees gossip?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What fish only swims at night?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which animal is the most religious?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?