When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What money do cats use to go shopping?