Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?