Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How do you wash a lamb?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do pigs do over the summer?