What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why are basketball courts always wet?