What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How was the wedding?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Where do horses reside?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?