Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are goats so funny?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?