To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How do amoebas make calls?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?