What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
A fish tank.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How can you farm during the winter?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What bird is always sad?