What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
A fish tank.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call an exploding monkey?