Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?