What do you call octopus twins?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you do for an injured lemon?