Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How was the wedding?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?