What car always breaks the rules?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?