What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
When do cows get tired?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How do you make a bandstand?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?