How do scientists freshen their breath?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?