Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Because she laid all the eggs!
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?