Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?