Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?