What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How does a cow do math?
What did summer say to spring?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?