What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?