What do you call a greedy elf?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Where do horses reside?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?