What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What style of music weighs the most?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What might you call waking up in the morning?