Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a silly hill?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
