How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
What animals make the best students?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What shape has a knighthood?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.