Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
It's into the classics.
What do you call a small mom?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What says: oom oom oom?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?