Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?